When someone is walking slow in front of you.
August 2011
69 posts
The 3 most common lies on the internet
1. I have read and agree to the terms of service
2. Status: Offline
3. Yes, I am over 18.
original post: http://lmaogtfo.tumblr.com/post/6278000891
Trying to exercise:
Expectations:
Reality:
You know those cages our parents used to use to keep us out of rooms? This kid's got the right idea.
Walk away like a BOSS
That awkward moment when a teacher looks at you while you have your phone in your hand.
When you type something like an essay, then you accidentally close the page.
and you’re like :
but then you’re sitting there like :
The day my teacher tries to hit me
ROFL
HAHAHA. AWESOME!
When you're sat down watching TV and a crazy ass bitch decides to crawl out.
Bitch I didn’t ask for 3D.
When my teacher uses me in an example in class
Everyone goes like:
And I’m just sitting there like:
When your name is in a math problem.
I FUCKING BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS!
When you're in a store to buy something
when you enter, the sales lady stares at you like
and follow you wherever you go like
then offer you a million of choices like
then I,m here like
and deep inside you’re like
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Put your cursor on his face.
When you're on a diet and people suddenly offer you the best foods
And you’re just sitting there like
When i hear my name during someone's conversation.
“Excuse me, hoe?”
I'm amazed when I see these little 8 year old pricks with iphones. You know what I had when I was 8?
When the teacher says "Class, do you have any questions?"
Outside:
“No, ma’am”
Inside:
When you want to buy something you really want but then you look at the tag
When your parents tell you to stop causing a scene:
You’re like:
And your parents look at you like:
I hate it when parents compare you to other children.
it’s like, “Bitch, if you love them so goddamn much, why don’t you just adopt them.”
And when you want to do something that they don’t like, and you say “But Mum, he/she..”
They’re like “I don’t care what other kids do”
That moment you get kicked out of class for "Talking" when you really weren't..
Initial Reaction:
“Bitch i wasn’t even talking!”
Then your teacher is all like:
So you walk out like a Boss:
Class Reaction:
“Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!”
When my mom yells at my siblings I'm all like;
Then shes like “AND YOU!” and Im like;
That moment when you got a question wrong on a test but your teacher accidentally marked it correct.
You’re just like:
And when it was enough to make you pass the test:
Rich people food:
Poor people food:
Feels so good to be poor :D
"No chewing gum in class"
I cant be tamed.
When I become a dad, my advice will be this
Dad, he broke my heart:
Dad, I got an F:
Dad, I had a fight with my best friend:
Dad, I have exams soon and I don’t know where to start:
When your parents start the "When I was your age" lecture
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My amazing ability to believe that a simple blanket will protect me from the devil at night.
the way i eat in a public place/restaurant
they way i eat at home
the way i eat in a public place/restaurant
they way i eat at home
That moment when you raise your hand in class to answer your teacher's question but she called someone instead and then you realized your answer was wrong
“Good thing she didn’t call me”
That moment when you raise your hand in class to answer your teacher's question but she called someone instead and then you realized your answer was wrong
“Good thing she didn’t call me”
Mom - "Do you not get sick of spending all that time on the computer?"
The extremely annoying moment when you're behind a slow walker and theres no way around them
That moment when you accidentally swear in front of your parents.
you’re like;
and they’re like; “what did you just say?”
and then you’re just like; “Fudge! I said fudge”
and then they’re just like;
About to share your food with someone,
and they hold out two hands instead of one.
My parents get mad at me because I stay in my room all day and only come out for food
They get all excited when I come out like OMG YOU’RE OUT OF YOUR CAVE and I’m like
I always wondered why I look better in front of the mirror than on a photo.
That awkward moment when you turn your head and notice someone staring at you.
You know you're fucked when the back to school commercials come on TV.
School is next month, back to this:
sitting in class like this:
coming home like this:
-When you only get 3 hours of sleep because you decided to stay up all night on Tumblr..
On the outside you’re like:
But on the inside:
me last night.
That awkward moment when you're in class and the teacher is asking questions
And you’re just sitting there hoping she doesn’t call on you
